Luxembourg based non-profit organization defending civil rights on the internet.
When did we reach the point where you send an abuse mail to your local CERT, the CERT where your server is and to the official abuse contacts for nothing else then a simple port scan?!
What a lost generation of pussies. Back in my time this was business as usual and no one bat an eye.
TL;DR;
We receive a lot of abuse complaints about port scans. They keep me laughing :)